Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) LEGENDARY QUOTES:
“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”
Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) LEGENDARY QUOTES:
“Our country was founded by geniuses, but it’s being run by idiots.”
"The American People trust Dr. Pepper more than they do Dr. Fauci."
"Dry wall, Christmas Ornaments, and Jerry Epstein, name three things that don't hang themselves."
"Mr. President, We are born with an amazing organ called the brain. We do amazing things until we get to Congress then we double down on stupid"
“Sometimes ‘the majority’ just means that most of the fools are on the same side.”
"I believe love is the answer, but I own a handgun just in case."
"I did not call Sen. Sanders an ignorant slut"
To Mark Zuckerberg: 'Your User Agreement Sucks!'
To MLB commissioner: 'Go to Amazon, buy a spine'
“If you believe that tax policy has nothing to do with the economy, then you’re pretty much like a rock, only dumber.”
”Taxpayers have long memories, especially when it comes to how their hard-earned money is spent.”
”I think we need more idiot control.”
”Too many people treat parenting like it’s the 20th item on their to-do list.”
”The NICS database has holes big enough to drive a Mack truck through.”
”With all due respect, I am against dumb.”
”Just because you’ve seen ‘My Cousin Vinny’ doesn’t qualify you to be a federal judge.”
”If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.”
”The difference between men and dogs is dogs don't allow the dumbest and most inept members to become leaders of the pack.”
”Always Follow your heart.....but take your brains with you”
”It must suck to be that dumb”
”Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
”I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.”
”Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.”
”You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.”
”She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!”
”1.this has been going on since moby dick was a minnow 2.Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.”
”Chuck (Schumer) just moo’s and follows (Nancy) Pelosi into the cow chute.”
”Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.”
Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
”Why are we giving American tax dollars to countries that hate us?, They should be able to hate us for Free!”
”Either you’re so dumb you lose your place during sex, or you want to cheat.”
”The withdrawal in Afghanistan looked like a ferret fire drill!”
”You can put perfume on a pig, but it still stinks!”
“Be yourself' is the worst advice you can give to some people.”
”This is why aliens won't talk to us.”
”Only dead fish go with the flow.”
Comment about Cuomo lecturing us; “It is like a frog calling you ugly”
”Democrats are the well intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
“When the Portland mayor’s IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.”
“Go sell your crazy somewhere else… we are all stocked up here.”
”I trust Middle Eastern countries “as much as gas station sushi, with the exception being Israel.”
